MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Higginsville, United States
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
brownieswillneverbethesame
United States
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Anonymous
Random Access Memories
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fermentation
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
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biggestfan23 11
Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring
iarefatal 9
Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?
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Comments (109)
Enslaved 38
Slimy yet satisfying? “Hakuna Matata”
crazytwinsmom 25
And now that song is stuck in my head.
Enslaved 38
Would you prefer?: "I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head" :P
Infinity1337 11
"for the rest of your days! Its a problem free philosophy haguna metata"
BunchieRules 31
"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down"
FlowerMama 20
I made it this far in the comments without getting completely grossed out, but I gagged big-time on this one. I may never be able to enjoy Lion King again...
icemand90 17
different to dead maggots in chocolate?
crazytwinsmom 25
The live ones are a more moving experience.
zombieslayer83 19
She apparently already knew what dead ones tasted like.
icemand90 17
I'm all for experimenting, but that's a little too far...
artyler 3
Wow. I thought maggots only lived in rotting materials (rotting meat, garbage, etc...) I had never heard of maggots in chocolate, I wouldn't have thought it possible.
katties 27
I've actually heard stories from people getting worms in chocolate candies! They're not maggots though, but moth larvae - they eat like... anything. When we had moths at home they even ate out kitchen sponges o_O
perdix 31
I usually look at food before I eat it, . . . but that's just me, I guess?
katties 27
IN the cake, not ON. Do you really have a habit of checking if there are things hiding inside the cake you eat...?
KatjaM 15
Even if it is *in* the cake, you usually put the slice on a plate and it's side on its side. You don't look at your food while you eat it #25?
katties 27
Of course I look at the food, but 1) few people expect worms in their food 2) there may have not been worms everywhere inside there, so she may not have seen them before feeling something weird in her mouth
Chumsword 8
Perdix- I do ever since I was stung in the mouth (bee in my coke bottle) I always stare at my food when I eat.. Lovely memories....
RittaPitta 8
I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why you didn't see the maggots when you cut yourself a slice of the cake. Either way, that sucks.
EggsinaBasket 9
he didn't say he cut a slice of cake. Some people just dig right In
maraka_musso_fml 16
Well, now you know...
AshaaFerreira 22
I hope you were at least on survivor tasting this.... Either way fyl
bosox17 6
Did u throw up?
buddy51 23
Like chicken?