Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Chocolate that’s expired tastes like crap. How did you get past the first bite? And don’t be friends with regifters!
Charlie Given 28
those weren't worms they were maggots 😨😵🤢
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Chocolate that’s expired tastes like crap. How did you get past the first bite? And don’t be friends with regifters!
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
With friends like that who needs enemies?
Charlie Given 28
those weren't worms they were maggots 😨😵🤢
Hoeksche 10
that must have been low quality chocolate, good quality chocolate only gets a bit of a white layer on top of it, but nothing else changes to it.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Still disgusting
WHSKitty4ever 23
I hope you dropped the friend.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Old gift, new EX-friend.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Awww man, I should NOT have been eating chocolate fudge when reading this...
Xavier K. Valdez 8
They weren't worms... maggots! lol
zoelog 10
if there were worms in the chocolate then they would have had to get in somehow. didnt you notice holes in the wrapping or something?