MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Higginsville, United States
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
brownieswillneverbethesame
United States
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Anonymous
Random Access Memories
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fermentation
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
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biggestfan23 11
Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring
iarefatal 9
Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?
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Comments (109)
dixiefoxx 22
Ew... That is so disgusting. FYL. I don't even know what I would've done if that happened to me.
KatjaM 15
Thanks to OP I'll never look at chocolate cake the same. My stomach is still turning from reading this FML.
d4m4s74 12
They taste better when fried.
Enslaved 38
Doesn't everything? (: Even fried ice cream!
d4m4s74 12
There are some exceptions, but I'm yet to find one.
Calingaladha 21
Worms are better fried
qr_fml 21
Nasty
mimikinsz01 6
& i loved chocolate /: now this makes me think twice before eating some..
darkenedone 27
What did they taste like?
Echoa21 18
That's protein. It's good for you. Lol
Kitsi 14
I said YDI. First of all, that must be some HELLA old cake to have acquired maggots. Secondly, you would thing MOVING ANIMALS in your cake would have attracted your attention before the first bite.
Ameel_fml 19
It only takes a few hours for an egg to hatch a maggot. So if the OP left her cake out of the oven for a few hours, then a fly got on it, then she iced it...it's entirely possible that's how the maggots got into it. Either that, or her local bakery has a clear lack of hygeine when baking their cakes.
desertlovebird 11
Well you just cured me of ever eating chocolate cake again.
wanttoFchallan 6
Well? What do they taste like?