Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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musicfan4ever 0
Firstly, most of the time blasting music from your car is annoying as hell. Who else cares what you're listening to other than yourself? Secondly, who the **** has the right to say hip hop/rap is shit? You probably take what you see from music videos and mainstream stuff and form your opinion huh? How sad.. I think people should make an effort to try to listen to all sorts of music, don't knock it till you try it. If you have really listened to it and you don't care for it, then that's your opinion. Don't try to act like one genre is better than another. Everyone's tastes are different. #162.. uuhh how do you know they were black? Ignorance + judgement is not a good mix.
givemhell 0
i grew up in a black area and there the only ones who do that kinda stuff, im not judging just observing
IAmBridgette 0
Don't blame yourself. They're total assholes that will probably never get married until they set themselves straight. Good call on the classic rock, nice to know there are people who listen to some real music.
gvschmidt94 0
Find were they live and beat their asses. I love classic rock so I'm a little biased. But w.e >.>
YankfanZZTop22 0
hahahahahahaha i love doing that shit. I go to the college parking lot before my class starts, blast Lynyrd Skynyrd, and count the dirty looks i get lol. i dont have a convertible tho.
Jaypeg 0
Did you get the license plate to report them? I would.
subarchetta 0
Wow I'm sorry to hear. I always blast classic rock in my car. But I am afraid someday I'll get what you got, or worse, for being different. Sucks that people can't learn to appreciate/accept other kinds of music. At least it doesn't have that bass sound that shakes any car within a 15 foot radius.
hobagplz 0
I'd pull out a shotgun and shoot their asses. Classic rock definitly beats anything (imo).
iMARKK 0
Sucks how people don't appreciate the great music of Classic Rock and oldies anymore, I'm like 15 and I love it, while a lot of people my age listen to rap, hip hop and rap. Better keep the Zeppelin down, too awesome for wannabe gangsters.
Light_Ty 0
Eh, they may get shot next week and think they "died in honor" when they bleed to death next to a dumpster behind some seven eleven.