Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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Comments (243)
KeiIshiyama 10
You have every right in the ******* world to blare Classic Rock or Hard Rock. If those douchebags don't like it, they can go home and educate themselves with real talented musicians.
lrr11 0
They just don't know good music only really stupid people would care if your music was loud
clashzero 0
dont blast classic rock ever lmao this all coulda been avoided
Sk8trlover19 3
Here's my thing, gangster wanna-bes are the biggest faggots in the world and they should all die or actually be something they're not because there are plenty of dumbass faggots like that here
hoss91 3
I'd be stomping some ass
threer 30
Classic rock is my shit and their reaction was ******* insane, but OP was being annoying. I wouldn't want someone driving by blasting some Justin Bieber or One Direction shit.
Lunasis 14
I'm seeing alot of ''ydi for blasting your music" I call bullshit, you get ****** wannabe gangsters driving around all the time blaring pieces of shit that this generation calls rap so goddamn loud it rattles the neighborhood, yet the one guy listening to classical rock deserves to have shit thrown at him? bullshit
sbarua219 17
SUVs...kings of the road haha
MnM0609 22
But you got the plates and called the cops and followed them to make sure they got what they deserve