Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, I gave my new boss a ride, since his car died. I probably should have checked the music before I started the car; I'm not sure hearing "Grandpa pissed his pants again…" as the opener to a song made a good impression on him. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
Today, I was hanging in the street with the boys, listening to some jams on my car's new speaker system. Some asshole from the apartments above me threw a bag of trash at my car. Direct hit. FML
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Aelaena 6
Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.
zmiddz 0
Gangbangers drink milkshakes?
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Comments (243)
vrtlmt 0
Feel sorry for you all lol. There are no social scums like that in Shanghai. woot woot.
jillz 0
Surely they'll grace the prisons with all the rest of their kind eventually. Next time blast some Disturbed, Tool, System of a Down, Ra, Godsmack, Blink 182, Korn, Shinedown ...you get the picture. And there is EVERY reason to blast music, no matter what kind. If you love it, blast it. (within legal limits, of course) And Light_Ty, that was AWESOME!
randomriot 0
Whats the big deal?? People blast their music all the time!!! You didn't deserve that. I blast my classic rock and heavy metal everyday...I don't care who's driving next to me, behind me, or in front of me. But that really sucks, I'm sorry!
omar_fml 0
what! who could go wrong with classic rock what asshats
thewhorocks 0
I tend to drive through the ghetto area of my town with all the windows open playing the allman brothers as loud as it goes..I get dirty looks all the time but never any actual damage..
radio_x_aimee 0
LMAO 11-13. Seriously though, you should have stopped the music, and right before the light turned green you should have said "I'm going to the carwash assholes!" and made them feel stupid. Or just flip them off. That always works.
Barbarossa_fml 0
Of course they drink milkshakes, thats how they are brought to the yard...
urmomluvsme 0
at least you like good music
Brentos 0
**** some people are such ******* pukes
ya_chuzhoi 0
And of course, these guys probably went ahead and blasted their own "music" farther down the road... Pecker-necked chumps like those guys are so ready to take everything as a personal challenge, or at least an excuse to act like animals. A pox on them, I say.