Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Top comments
mikeyforge 0
OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!
armada_fml 0
I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.
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Comments (163)
2gether4ever 0
WTF?? okaay...I'll remember that ?
vampiregal16rulz 5
no actually I tried this multiple times when i was 7, it doesnt hurt. and thats coming from me, who is literally allergic to pain (no joke we found it out when i was in a hospital, i break into a rash)
kelseyjones 0
Wow, that's just common sense. Which I'm guessing you don't have..
monkeyglitter14_ 0
dont worry i do that all the time,just with scotxh tape.
ilaughatmyself 7
free mustache wax!
Elphieba 4
Not even a 12 yr old would do it and know it wasnt pain free Really stupid OP
FYL1313 0
...idiot...
crazyrunnergirl 7
I agree with number 3 :) I'm guessing he's 8
ohwow013 0
YDI unless ur like 10
aswan15 0
who dow