Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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hoogapooga 0
Haha I know exactly how that feels, having had my braces removed a year ago. Don't worry, it'll pass, just give it a week or so (:
FYLDeep 26
I didn't have mouth ulcers back when I had braces or as a result of them being removed. You probably have some other sort of mouth related issue.
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Comments (55)
Timmo_fml 2
Stop telling lies then! Tut tut!
evan_789 7
omfg where'd my comment go, noobs???
gooBUZZ 0
Ouch all the comments are disappearing, how lame lol.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
your from Alabama stop sugar coating it, they are not mouth ulcers they are sheep herpes
USAF_girl 3
u have herpes! haha
evan_789 7
first?!
evan_789 7
damn... well anyway, how do you go about getting ulcers?
5t3ff1k4h 45
4- I get the feeling it's really canker sores, in which case they'd use Listerine to kill the bacteria and get rid of the infection.
gooBUZZ 0
Ouch. Lol. And #2 you fail.
gooBUZZ 0
Where'd my comment go?
hoogapooga 0
Haha I know exactly how that feels, having had my braces removed a year ago. Don't worry, it'll pass, just give it a week or so (:
Hernandez15_fml 0
owwwie!
EricaCookies 0
I had mine taken off yesterday and nothing bad happened :D
kgraham21 0
I had braces for a little over a year and have had them off for a year and a half. I've never had problems caused from braces though.
therealsuperman 0
Which lips?
perdix 31
That's what I was thinking! Depending on the answer the solution is: Apply Chap-Stik or Find a friendly lesbian (and dayum, girl, you are limber!)
fanceh 10
you know, the kind of lips on your arm.....
mylifesucksserio 15
those hurt like hell, go get some of that gel you put on it to stop the pain, it hurts like hell when you apply it but it stops the pain for like 8 hours.
Iwashere12345 0
you mean ORAJEL that stuff is the shit man it works like instantly
FYLDeep 26
I didn't have mouth ulcers back when I had braces or as a result of them being removed. You probably have some other sort of mouth related issue.
maybaybe 0
Ulcers ... or herpes?
FYLDeep 26
Either way she probably can't make a duckface the way you can.
gooBUZZ 0
Haha.
maybaybe 0
duckface?
FYLDeep 26
So you changed your picture and now you're trying to act like you are completely oblivious to what I wrote?
jussfuckingsmile 7
use listerine. it will kill the germs and bacteria and help it to heal faster. warning, it will sting at first. but keep using it.
FYLDeep 26
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