Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
aKid_namedIZ 1
thats ****** up on so many different levels
Randuhh_17 4
Just .....BRUSH.... it off your shoulder....ehh? lol...no? ah well. -.-
OddBob 1
That is not what I would call a healthy relationship.
julian24245 0
I see what you did thar.
fadingaway 17
YDI. Buy a toilet brush. Leaving marks is disgusting.
Doortje 30
I think they have one, but OP is just not using it.
Randuhh_17 4
wait...speaking of healthy...does she know she can give you hepatitis doin that?...or at least I'm pretty sure..that's what a hospital pamphlet said...
blackarrow_fml 7
he couldnt catch hepatitis from himself.
iloveboyswittats 10
but he isn't the only one who uses the toilet. other people's germs are in there too
julayye 0
or get c diff
Amaxwell 0
you can get hep A from feces and yes you can get it from your own.
Randuhh_17 4
I thought so...I bet she would feel bad if he got it..
blackarrow_fml 7
if your own crap is contaminated with hepatitis, then that means you already have it. you cant catch it from yourself.
Richard16 0
whipe ur balls with her tooth brush
ScaughtieHolden 11
win
Viciousvixen_21 0
HA!
saleha97 4
GROSS
RyDawg918 0
and ya wonder why your mouth smells like shit
matt1990 0
haha, clever. shit on her pillow next time, thatll keep her from messin with your things.
Pawned71 0
she's mentally retarded congrats on marrying a retard.... ydi
chester75 5
lol more like genius