Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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Comments (139)
fmlmod 0
Wow...
MagnoliaFrog 0
ew.
CodySmith 0
cats like the smell of fish
JamesM9794 0
ydi for owning a cat
zezjo 3
Lol @ 102
tasidevil99 0
hgahaha funny
angelgirl777 0
it smells more like shrimp
hurtandabused 7
That's cute n a disgusting way
Incredibly_Dope 0
I think Fluffy is the latest action she's gotten
UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
Theatregeek788 0
trueee but that's pretty gross...XP
killdozer1 2
A pussy attacking a pussy?
skladek 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How is this a FML situation? Just a curious cat.
pickledpandas 0
with claws near her ******? pretty dangerous
vengeance501 8
yeah, well YDI for letting your cat in when there was string hanging from your vag and for having a fishy smelling vag :)
iplantzy 0
118- shut the **** up
Unlucky_Gun 0
The cat was trying to finger OP
Samantha0001 0
ouchhhhhh i have a cat too.. they really like string..... >.> and #3, he scratched her ******....
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
whodathunk 0
#3: Wouldn't you consider it a FML if a cat scratched YOUR junk? I mean, that hurts when it's not somewhere sensitive.
Ready_set_owned 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT OWNEIJFIJDSOIJJ
wil_182 0
um. hey. don't put your tampons in with your cat in the room is the lesson we are learning.
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe she didn't know.. cats can be stealthy little bastards.
Amanda_Ruth 0
Yes, this is definitely a FML because of the whole now it's gonna burn when you pee kind of damage that cat must have done... unfortunately, as terrible as I feel for you, I can't help but crack up. That's the funniest thing that I've ever read of that a cat has done (thankfully I haven't experienced this myself... yet).
cutiepatootie008 0
what position were you in for him to do that? squatting on the floor waiting for it?