Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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avatar0810 15
I would've really went off on somebody if I found that out.
JFCTheDeadWalk 0
******* awesome,stop leaving skidmarks on the toilet seat-failsauce.
lmaoatall 6
so you learned your lesson the hard way. for now on you'll know to use her tooth brush to scrub out your swirlies. I'm guessing though that she probably yelled at you before to take care of that, before she went to extreme measures to show you she was serious.
maddybopeep 2
makes sense. your skid marks, your toothbrush
dubsweets 0
does she kiss you after? she probably has a shit fetish
RavenNight 0
thts wat happens when the idiot doesnt know how to clean up after himself.
calabrisella 7
goes back on her anyway! she has to kiss u!
Niki0308 0
Next time she needs you to clean the toilet use her toothbrush! get even!!! Ain't that SO sexy!
withasmile 3
If she didn't know it's your toothbrush that's one thing. (My husband never seems to know which one is his and I keep one I use to clean with the cleaning supplies way out of his reach on purpose.) If she does, she is either crazy, stupid, or she hates you. Or all of the above I guess. It's a harmful and disgusting thing to do. I would not blame you at all to divorce her.
Ihatecupcakes17 0
Ydi for not cleaning your own shit and probably being a jerk. Clean your own shit next time and buy TWO new tooth brushes. One for her to play with and one for you to use.