Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
onikage_666 0
pimp slap that hoe, keep her in line.
Rhaunbeen 0
If it's true, I believe you should really use the term ''ex wife'' in a near future. Brown toothpaste ain't the ''I show you my love'' type of gift you give to your husband.
bassdredd 2
wtf? do you reall
agummere796 0
that sure is hot
Frenchface 0
eewww lol nasty shit
coolhwip_cheez 2
use her toothbrush.
annihil8or 15
Use her toothbrush to wipe ur butt?
numberswoman 14
If they're IN the toilet bowl, she's nuts. if they're ON the toilet seat, then you deserve whatever justice she doles out!
varkey 7
that is so ****** up... leaving those shouldn't be a poisoning offense... however, you should flush twice if you notice skid marks... but your wife is ****** up, leave her, and i don't understand why there are so many more YDIs on this
franceypants 0
SKID MARKS?!!!?!??!?