Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
XxQuartersxX 14
Wtf!? SICK. Im thinkin you should probably use the toilet bowl cleaner thingy after you finish from now on. Lol
alr158 18
Doesn't she kiss you anymore?
sartrow 8
who the **** leaves skid marks on the toilet? that is more disgusting than using your toothbrush to clean it, good for your wife you nasty piece of work, and wipe your ass properly then stand the **** up instead of sliding off the toilet, your a lazy nasty ******* stupid pig and I truly pitty your poor wife !
Tomgirl_Julie 19
Why so many ydi's? None of this was your fault.
Grandpa_Gray 5
Wtf
EBA2013_fml 12
That sounds like a really good idea, I'm disappointed I never though of that.
AggieMike77 12
She's a disgusting fucktard!
b3mightyy 5
And yet she still kisses you I bet
InsanityShard 23
Leaving skidmarks sucks but that's going way too far...
saricaste 21
Leaving skid marks is disgusting and you should clean up after yourself. That being said, your wife is putting your health in danger with her stupid revenge. Please discuss that with her.