Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
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jonr93 0
That....... is an issue.
lettertjes 0
That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.
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Comments (109)
Explodingspleen 0
wonder who started it FIRST...
BobTheSnail 0
confused?
AnaujiraM420 0
that's what happens when gay guys succeed in getting straight guys drunk :(
mikeyboi19 5
what?! strait guys get drunk all the time, they dont go having sex with the gays.
ey3seecold 0
I would check to see who did who either way one day you'll be gay fyl
ImaginaryFoe 1
#1 good effort. OP, that sucks. At least your friend was upfront with you. Why was the gf even in a situation where this could happen?
jollykilla704 0
best fml ever
jollykilla704 0
btw I'm assuming it was a gay hook up cause it makes me lol harder :p
sublimaze 6
was your assh0le sore this morning?
Diannaa 0
^^^ When I first read that I thought it said "... because it makes me harder." Lol omg I'm sleepy
silentfog 0
i read it like that too
shadow33456 1
mr.Zante where did you go mr.Zante?!?!?
TrekkieGirl 0
This could totally be a 'TFLN (text from last night). FYL, OP! Hope you dumped your girlfriend and your supposed to be friend.
allen20 0
My friend is straight but he got drunk and he made out with a guy -.-
Scoli85 0
You're obviously one of them...this is all part of your plot...isn't it? I mean come one...look at that outfit in you avatar ;)
heavenforbids 0
damn. ):
SenorSiesta 0
@62, that doesn't sound very straight. no matter how drunk I am I would never consider making out with another guy
CandeeCane 0
haha me too
andrysb24 5
clearly, your friend wasn't as drunk as you.
andrysb24 5
clearly, your friend wasn't as drunk as you.
bbaswiii 0
hahha I thought u said, " because it makes me harder" too haha this FML is for sure my favorite ever.. I seriouslly thought the same thing. for sure gay action haha
wordgirl 0
Haha! I read "a LOT harder" :D
thenormalguy 0
A lot of guys have a constant craving for sex and not to be loyal to their girlfriend or doing stuiped stuff like getting drunk and having sex with a friends girlfriend? That is not cool at all. I have never cheated on my girlfriend and never plan to. I am also not obsessed with sex. I hate this stuiped shit that happens when you get drunk or whatever.
polarbare 0
keep that same line of thought when you turn 17!
breenntt 0
SAAME !
jonr93 0
That....... is an issue.
tencalories 3
great conversation starter
SpreadItOn 0
That sucks. I guess you are about to be single?
brownlace 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hmph…ydi
bacon_lover100 11
Hmph, you're an idiot...
lettertjes 0
That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.
Fedor_fml 0
damn, that SUCKS.....literally.......
MrMaD_fml 2
Meh, you just killed two birds with one stone! Here's to a fresh start.
FMLoverAgain 7
so what if you sucked his **** or he sucked yours.
jarrod42 0
what THE ****? ,lol
jrocks213 0
ha ha
quanrujingshen 0
That really sucks......so who was the top??