Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
Today, I learned my hotel room had the shittiest blinds ever and that if you want true privacy you need to shut the curtains. I discovered this after three wives from the opposite windows complained I’d been flashing their husbands when I got out of the shower. FML
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Spaghetti7 5
Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.
fanceh 10
hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.
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Comments (63)
ndhin831 2
Where do you live?
yomommma 6
Arizona.
A100893 30
Creeper. Call the police or catch him on camera.
iamhe 8
Wouldn't that make you the creeper for recording him thru his window?
farmboy10 0
Well, technically, I could take it as a compliment
leadman1989 16
Then so could rape. -_-
farmboy10 0
Ok, I can see where u r comin from there, so then nvrmind
Cheesecakee 11
Ahh that suckss...i have creepy neighbors too :/
devinewind 4
1. We are glad you learned something 2. Take it as a complement that someone wants to watch you. 3. I'm not creepy 4. Could you open the blinds some more?
mazochyst 10
"And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa)"
IStillReadBooks 8
^WIN
loserhead_27 0
"your a certified creeper"
LMeltdown 4
Call the cops, file a complaint. If he persists, press charges. The only way to cull scumbags is to take measures to stop them.
trismagestus 19
67: "It would be better to obtain video proof of your neighbor peeking through his blinds." Which he then photographs and calls the cops, showing that she's video-taping him through his windows, right? Seriously, if you get changed with the curtains open, and someone can see in, and you have a problem with that, close your curtains. If you don't it can be seen as invitation if you get changed in front of un-obscured windows with any regularity.
Googoo27 12
Why cant my cat learn that rule...
xjt350 5
Is the OP attractive? If so take it as a compliment
khaya 9
Lucky you didn't catch him that time, when he watched you taking a shit while taking a shot of tequila after every loud and smelly splash.
wellabella 7
Creepy and gross...
perdix 31
Where the **** did that rule come from? Ever heard of a one-way mirror, dipshit? That effect can be replicated if you are in a brightly-lit room and someone is watching through a window from outside in the dark, or from a dark room. Also, genius, don't be naked in front of a window. Change in the closet or bathroom.
leadman1989 16
We don't live our lives in fear of the wrongs others might do. I'm not changing in the closet in my own home because of the odd chance that some perv decides to peep.
HomeAl0ne 20
I tried changing in my closet, like you suggested. Now I have this creepy guy from Narnia leaving little notes in my coat pockets as they hang in there overnight