Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
Today, I learned my hotel room had the shittiest blinds ever and that if you want true privacy you need to shut the curtains. I discovered this after three wives from the opposite windows complained I’d been flashing their husbands when I got out of the shower. FML
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Spaghetti7 5
Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.
fanceh 10
hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.
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Comments (63)
Fiyahcracker 1
LMFAO! Nice!
outdoorsman22 0
Hey I am not a creepy stalker btw love the new couch
rubberducky5609 3
You can get you dad/grandpa/fatfriend to change I'n there with the blinds not closed... That'll teach him.
mapletree 8
My fish does the same thing.
ken12317 7
weird,creepy,gross,nasty,scary,freaky did i mention WEIRD yikes
Wederoney 16
You sould get a restraining order... oh and a new house wouldn't be such a bad idea either.
grovervac3000 15
He's a perv... you should like flip him the finger or something next time...
swedeNix 13
He does "the creep"
superbubbles 4
It's more like. If you can't see the persons eyes. They can't see your eyes. But there probably still looking at you. :O
sushi314 12
Uh, it's not a rule. The phrase is, "if you can't see them, they can't see you" and it's what you say to little kids in plays so they don't peek out at the audience. Also, close your blinds.