Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Shocked
United States
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
bobby
United States
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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lettertjes 0
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
fball913 0
that's amazing, you're a shit for brains
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joshh9 0
what does imprudent mean
BeeSkwaird 0
LIU
hobofdurlife 0
ever heard of a dictionary. it might masque you're lack of vocabulary.
youthink_fml 0
dictionary. --> dictionary? you're --> your
Maelific 0
Proper punctuation is fun!
Arcran5 0
54. It'd be pretty bad of you to complain about his lack of vocabulary when you can't spell for shit. Oh, wait, you've already done that. Op, you deserve it for not realizing that metal isn't nice with water & electricity, but the tongue peircing is awesome.
TheDoctorBadWolf 5
*your
brucesgirl 0
lol cute bun bun
purplebunnyattac 0
I wonder why, OP, I wonder why...
eagleaim 0
aha fail, may i sugjest NOT doing that with a 120vlt?
bordercolliemom 0
how old are you? 6 maybe since you have no common sense.
hobofdurlife 0
common sense - not common
Maelific 0
Lifes best example if an oxymoron.
HeretoBlame 3
fyl your being stupid on the plus side you got a piercing go have fun with it...
jonesy6731 0
lmao!!!
BeeSkwaird 0
"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
frantickticktick 0
Try it with a car battery! I heard something cool happens.
margxoxo 0
^^ haha!! I laughed. :)