Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Shocked
United States
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
bobby
United States
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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lettertjes 0
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
fball913 0
that's amazing, you're a shit for brains
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mcmurdy1980 0
81 has a point. electracution is death ( you could come back to life with CPR) getting shocked was what op did
nivri 0
dumass
ezioaudatore 0
dumbass
skilletobsess96 0
what does imprudent mean?
angl9gddss 0
For all the people askin why you'd put a 9v in your mouth- it's the easiest way to see if it's dead. Make contact with both terminals with your tounge, feel a tingle. My dad did it to me, I do it to my kids, haha, good times. I have a tounge ring, got it 7 years ago. I have, out of habit (which battery came out of the smoke alarm? This one? Yep!) touched my tounge to a battery since then. The tingle is more intense, closer to a shock, but no where near heart stopping. From what I remember of the time I stuck my finger in a light socket (shut it, everyone was 4 once, ask your mom how old you were when you did it), that was much worse. So, OP, ydi for bein a pussy.
gingermaria10 0
ahahahaha!!! Dumbass!!
Alex373 0
OH. MY. GAWD. what an ugly bunny
funkdog8 0
Retard.
TheNewGuy03 29
was this your attempt at a darwin award...? |the kid|
Fabby_fml 2
Am I the only one who thinks putting batteries in your mouth is a bad idea anyway?