Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Shocked
United States
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
numbtongue
Dunedin, New Zealand
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
bobby
United States
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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lettertjes 0
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
fball913 0
that's amazing, you're a shit for brains
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Comments (198)
dieselpwrd16 0
lol 42
shona_fml 0
YDI!!! But thanks for the laugh!!! thanks for playing, lol!! BTW--can ANYBODY tell me why the hell my pic wont show up? I loaded it on the website from my laptop... WTF????
notsoluckycharm 0
holy crap. ouch.
SurfinGod 0
wow ur a dumbass
Bertj 5
Zeh bunneh will bite all of you blasphemers. D: It's epicly cute.
Granddragon 0
I thought "cute" wasn't allowed to be used with "epic". where's that damn handbook....
Bertj 5
I make teh rules. :D
hobofdurlife 0
You're bunny looks like a gremlin. Props for having a cute cuddly gremlin look alike. Ignore all the the weirdos who have to hate on bunnies.
TiffanyBlews27 0
AAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! Gremlins are the best things ever!!! They're so adorable and epic!!
mell123_fml 4
lol r u stupid?
Arcran5 0
Says you who doesn't have the intelligence to write out "Are you stupid?"
jaycop 0
hello
mandya91 0
you can die from that. don't be a dumbass
RedPillSucks 33
You can't die from licking a 9v battery. The amperage is not high enough. I've done this countless times and I'm back from the undead spawn to tell you that its OK. Try it, you'll see. (not with those really big batteries, the small 9v ones)
dieselpwrd16 0
its not the voltage thst will kill you. its the amperage and theres not enough amperage in a 9V to kill you.
TiffanyBlews27 0
YES!!!! I'm not the only person that puts 9 volts on their tongue!!! I'm NOT crazy! ;D lol
LilAfo 4
yes u are :/
TiffanyBlews27 0
If you're saying I'm crazy... I know. it's genetics. Damn my schizophrenic mother and grandfather!! :( I was just joking around.