Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
lmfao25 0
Hm...I think I'm going to get wasted, smoke some dope, and make a pathetic attempt to shave my unibrow which really should have been taken care of at the age of 6. YDI.
crzymonkeyxo 0
It may have been taken care of then but he then got lazy and it began to grow back in, by plucking/waxing/shaving it once doesn't mean that its taken care of forever
fookoff 0
It's called a tweezer.
rc024 0
Wow ur ******* dumb....hahahaha At least no more uni-brow rofl good luck i hear they grow back in a few weeks and ur uni-brow will be thicker than ever hahahahahaha
lame9379 0
lol you dumbass...YDI for being drunk and high. i didn't even read the rest until now.
Tashaxox 0
Haha nice job being drunk and high! Sounds like a blast! But seriously I think even I would have enough sense not to do that in that state. LOL!! Is your name keith??
kissesandshit 0
this is bullshit. no one in their right mind would get drunk&high at the same time because when your drinking &you smoke weed the weed has an opposite effect on you &you are depressed instead of happy until your hangover is over.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Not so, sorry about that. You can get REALLY screwed up on both. They do not necessarily cancel each other.
speak_a_da_truth 0
No one in their right mind? Obviously you must hang out with a very dull crowd. Alcohol is a downer and smoking can be either depends on the level of THC intake you have. You get way more messed up and completely sloppy when you do both at the same time, but you wouldn't know because you live behind closed doors. OP YDI for even attempting such a rediculous feat while being in that state. I had a great laugh out of it though and wish I could see pics.
staceybby 0
He may deserve it, but can you really think someone's a knob for doing something like that while drunk/stoned? everyone does stupid stuff when they're in that state, we all know it just seems like a good idea at the time.
tk89 0
Hey #57, stop talking about shit you don't know about. Getting drunk and stoned simultaneously is great. And it never makes me depressed. Or anyone else I know. In fact, my friends and I always have a good time doing both. Maybe you would know something about that if you got out once in a while.
artisticlicense 0
hahahahahaha this really cracked me up. no worries, it will grow back.
dyingstart 0
Time to use a Sharpie.
Avenging_Angel 0
Now you have that classic mona lisa look :D
itsgen 16
ahhahah this made my dayy