Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
paleknight47 0
Ydi for being high u dick
princesskitten 0
Ewwww @ unibrow! Freak.
blobxmaster13 0
Sigh.... Just don't drink.
pinkbullethippy 0
Btw #81, it was "The Wall" that he shaved his eyebrows off in. Sorry, as an avid Pink Floyd fan that was driving me crazy. I knew a guy that tripped on acid and did this once.... But drunk and high? Honestly?
13re 0
Go to the mall and get your eyebrows threaded! [When you grow them back, of course.] Lol, seriously tho- they thread eyebows at my mall for 9 bucks. Crazy world, xP
SookMauNoots 0
i got drunk and high on canadas day. but im high all teh time
bugsGoRawr 7
getting high is bad D: ydi
_hotsince98_ 0
**** u ****** for getting high bitch that shit ruined my moms life and that ruined my
keroppiiii 0
u should have just shaved the middle
taradeborde87 3
Seriously?! Did you even read the post?! Thanks for your wisdom, I wonder why he didn't think of that!!
pokeroots 0
my brother did this but he wasn't drunk he was in 8th grade and did it to see if anyone would notice we didn't until we visited family on the weekend across state when our aunt asked him if he shaved his eyebrows