Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
goobly 2
One time I was pretty drunk and stoned talking to a girl on aim and I said, "Oh man, I have to shave but I'm too drunk." she responded, "Well just wait til you're sober, idiot." Good advice.
irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
craigahh 0
#12 = win!
mylittlecrow 0
I completely agree
rc024 0
Smooth move dipshit hahahaha FYL!!!
uthinkurhot 0
i put YDI because .. ur a dumbass
Lazy_Wednesday 0
In my opinion, no brow is better than unibrow. I think
Night22_fml 4
Well, pots don't have hair, pothead. You look better like this.
lilwaynearehomo 0
Shaving = making the growing process faster as well o.o How you gonna keep both ur brows balanced because they don't grow exactly fast >.< Sorry, man, GL
Clever_Nick_Here 0
Shaving does not make hair grow faster.
lilwaynearehomo 0
uhm yeah, it does, that's why muslims aren't allowed to shave.
SimpleSimon 0
Shaving does not make hair grow back faster. Shaving against the grain of the hair might make stubble appear darker, but it doesn't grow any faster. That would make no sense. Also, muslims are permitted to shave, the beard is mostly considered optional and they must be well groomed.
wbrycem 0
Umm, no, it doesn't haha. That's like saying getting a haircut makes your hair grow back faster. Fail
MukyDaCookie 0
WTF are you talking about? Muslims can shave, it's just preffered for us to keep a full beard. I shave daily.
thecommenter1 0
Generally speaking, being drunk and high is a bad idea. So...very well deserved.
musigreg 0
Lmfao, this made my morning... =]
timbo2468 0
When smoking pot always keep a safe distance from blades