Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
lovely997 0
You are a stupidfuck .
staceybby 0
Ahh dude, so many people have been there before. I laughed out loud when I read this :')
cla1re 0
get a sharpie:D draw them on
mcsnelly 5
Yeah, I can't feel sorry for anyone who gets so wasted/stoned out of their mind that they have no idea what the **** they're doing and then end up doing something stupid. YDI
Horurerukul 0
hahahahaha aww :( sucks for you OP FYL
whogivesaf_ck08 0
bahahhahhaaaaaa!!! too funny. live and learn :)
shnibz101 0
LOL that's awsome
notsocrafty 0
were you listening to Dark Side of the Moon at the time?
SquirrelB0y 0
You deserve it for being stupid and doing drugs
taradeborde87 3
Weed is hardly a drug..
Simdis 0
Yeah, you deserve this, but I still feel sorry for you. I've done dumb shit while drunk & high too. Nothing like THAT, but you know.