Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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irishdubr 0
Next time shave ur balls. In ur case no balls is better for the planet.
Tearz 0
Do you reply to first comment to be on top of the comment list? :C
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Comments (103)
wuzzup 0
i would lie and say i did it on a dare, it sounds better than "i was drunk"
aback 5
Yeah, or say he lost a bet.
fallenarchangel 0
#1 and #2 go get a life?
sun_babe 0
YDI for having unibrows. Your disgusting.
crzymonkeyxo 0
by definition it would be a unibrow not unibrows
redblueviolet 0
You = fail. You can't get a unibrow on purpose. It's the same thing as blaming someone because they're not supermodel gorgeous.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I agree. Unibrows are ******* nasty. People who have them disgust me.
Bastet1981 3
What the hell is a unibrow? I was thinking it is an eyebrow? Am I correct? lol
Tearz 0
A unibrow is when 2 of your eyebrows are connected on top of your nose. I can't really explain xD Either way, don't ask stupid questions, google is your friend!
Bastet1981 3
Couldn't be arsed to google, basically its just two eyebrows that meet in the middle..
lmmmr 0
It takes more effort to comment on fml than it does to google.
Summer_NightsXD 0
A unibrow is a pair of eyebrows met above the nose giving the apperance of a single eyebrow. Also called a monobrow.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
no, no one calls it a "monobrow"
lmmmr 0
And this is why we wax. Also, you're a moron.
brunoisbeast 0
Well wtf did u think was gonna happen dumbfuck?
WFMS 0
why did u have a unibrow in the first place? there just weird
Jack1989 3
People don't have them on purpose! You can't control where hair grows!
wbrycem 0
Haha he's asking the guy why he has a unibrow. As if he could do something about it, stupid
cheese_rox 0
Sorry but that's really funny-
stephanietong 0
Well, I guess you can draw in .. A unibrow with a marker until it grows back.
Glam_fml 0
Shave off the other one, buy btow corrector, and draw them on. It will be better looking than only having one. and next time, pluck, don't wax. One last thing, either get high OR drunk, not both. I am speaking from personal experience, unfortunately.