Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
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Jenny66_fml 0
Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.
Jenny66_fml 0
A random guy groping her in a video store is no accident. She's also mildly autistic. he didn't hug her, or try to hold her hand or any other innocent gesture. He copped a feel in a family oriented place of business. What I teach my daughters is that they have a right to not be pawed by some jerk because their shirt might be the same color as the jerks wides shirt. Would you want your private parts grabbed by a stranger? wait... maybe you shouldn't answer that.
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Comments (44)
lukascepanovic 0
wow that sucks
writergirl69 0
meh, it's an honest mistake. She'll underst
fleaflea4677 5
and
guckylynn 19
Why would you do that? I'm sure your wife isn't the only woman in the world with that jacket. Here come the sexual assault charges..
Nyce187 0
ha ha did she turn around and slap u then kick u in your balls?? who does that
kristidgranger 3
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Baagsbaseball 5
fail xD
Plasmalaser 11
Not* first u mean
Yorih 19
To be honest the fact that your comment was 47 minutes after the actual comment... I think you wanted your comment to be buried?
Stumblebum30 5
why would you potentially embarrass your wife like that? glad I'm not married to you!
nick1585 0
is the friend atleast hot
FMLjudge007 0
atlest it wasn't like that episode of Malcom In The Middle when Hal slaps a ladies ass thinking it was his wife while he was wearing nothing but his underwear (not boxers) in the mall
AeFinder224 0
lol I remember that episode it was a speedo though not underwear XD
iFerret 0
Imagine how she must have felt.
morgan020 0
haha I could see my husbad trying to do something like that and it ending badly too lol.
Jenny66_fml 0
Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.
Damarcus 22
You should chill. People make mistakes. Learn to laugh and move on.