Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Ozuru 11
That's a new one..
Agrith 19
Honestly, who cares? As long as he isn't trying to have sex with underage girls, I don't see the problem.
perdix 31
Not so fast. It just may be that his interest in MLP is a ploy to connect with underage girls. A lot of Beliebers are creepy, middle-aged men. Some are dads of preteen girls who want their daughters to crush on a neutered elf, but others are just trying to get in their pants.
SangFroid 3
Orrrrr he could honestly enjoy MLP? Not every red-blooded male a) has a screaming aversion to "girl" things or b) is out to get little girls.
JojoKay 5
I like your style
mario2012 18
MLP is awesome. I don't see anything wrong with this.
l23VIVE 17
Grown men watching a show about pastel colored ponies with rainbow hair? How is that not disturbing? I remember when MLP was for little girls, this of course being when I was in 2nd grade... But still come on people!
DeprivedPegasus 1
MLP is more intellectually stimulating than most shows on TV today. -_-
Draq 1
Well, the simple answer is it WAS for little girls when you were in 2nd grade. That's just historical fact. But the new show has a pretty clear demographic of "Everyone". It's feminine, sure, but it's no longer the 30 minute toy commercial it was before. Now, depending on how old you were, you might have seen either the original 80s cartoon or My Little Pony Tales, the latter of which was feminine to a fault and promoted the stay at home housewife lifestyle, opposing everything modern feminism stands for. MLPT's storylines are what most people think of when they think of MLP, even if they have the 80s show (which was more "bad" than "girly"). Now, the new show is mostly gender neutral, the cast does everything from farm work to high fashion and the storylines are split pretty evenly between "Let's put on a fashion show" and "Save the world from evil". The development team's goal with the new show was to make a show that the whole family could enjoy. And if the whole family can enjoy it together, why can't individual members of the family enjoy it by themselves?
bigguy388 1
Mom?
MrsAlexander83 10
Is this the same kid who was freaking out bc he wanted My Little Pony DVD's the other day?! Well...now your question has been answered. He must like to mount up! LOL
Rodders_SOTC 1
Whatever gets you off is what I say. He isn't hurting anyone. Plus, my little pony is erotic as anything.Mmmmmhhhhh...
SmittyJA24 26
OP Mom: you now know why some animals eat their young.
CoolRainbowdash 15
I hope it's not generation 4 ponies. He needs help.
fukmefreddy 4
is this the same son who begged you to pre-order the next season a few weeks ago? OP, this is why you don't have to get to the bottom of EVERY mystery.
kimg0885 23
Oh those bronies! I wouldn't want to watch MLP with him. Creeper.