Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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ThexFroggyGirl 21
What were you doing that caused you to figure this out? .... You weren't chatting with him, were you? O.o
DracoSpirita 21
I certainly hope not. OP probably just walked in on her son dirty-chatting MLP on the computer.
ThexFroggyGirl 21
If that's the case, the son sucks at closing browsers when his mom walks in the room.
solosohigh 15
"usies" is such a cute My Little Pony word. once the mods edit it, I'll just look crazy.
Kiki242 19
I think you need to have a heart to heart with him.
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
Or rather a hoof to hoof.
ArmouredPenguin 2
Find him a girlfriend fast
xtothevizzy 4
I think its too late for that
Nekogami 14
While you wish to live in your self-deluded world unto which you specify what every single person whom associates with your particular label of "bronie," I'll be over here believing firmly in rule #34 and reading more whiny little "bronie's" comments about peace, love and happiness and how you're better than us, and thus incapable of thinking sexually about things that interest you. Talk less, think more, come out from under your rock.
Schiffy 18
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess your son is 25.
ILoveFluttershy 3
This is why people don't like us bronies. The only ones they see or hear of are the ones who shove the show down people's throats, or people like OP's son. (Of course there are other reasons; Everyone's entitled to their opinion.)
SkoomaKi 28
You make it sound as if it is a religious group or something...o.O
MegamiKaosu 28
Nicely said, it's the same with furries. You only hear about the weird sexual ones and think all of them are like that.
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
Do you know if Fluttershy is still in that mental institution?
nerdstuck101 8
My little pony should b illegal
moonbane 9
Exactly. I'm a curry. I don't yiff or any of that. Yet I'm bashed constantly for it. :/
Wolfy1337 7
Oh but it is... (JK)
Nekogami 14
Whoa. Ignore that. Dude's post that warranted mine got deleted. Sorry.
WiseGuy79 14
Not even the poor lil ponies are safe from the twisted online fantasy world haha Seriously though time to have a talk with your boy!
Nekogami 14
Rule 34. :-)
KingCeltic77 18
Does he use Sarah Jessica Parker in the role playing?