Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
xpaulatanx 10
I smell a troll. No way in hell OP would know all these details. FAKE.
KingCeltic77 18
He could've gotten suspicious and checked history or caught him. Don't accuse people of things you can't back up. For example, my comment backs up my accusation that a dumbass.
gracehi 33
Let's hope he never tries to live out his fantasies with REAL ponies. O.o
Feverrotes 15
Did he also beg you to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony?
ambowew 7
Wait, is this the same son that demanded you pre-order the next season of MLP?
JennaLynette 3
I was wondering the same thing..
perdix 31
I'm sure you'd be much happier if he was doinking Dora the Explorer. Become alarmed if he suddenly wants to become a stable boy. Real ponies are not so little.
Savner 16
I bet it was on Omegle
babebeegurl95 7
Better than nothing, right?
Jordanln97 9
I think it's time to have him put down.
lidsthesquid 4
And you too :)
Jordanln97 9
Ok :-(
Calyx_fml 22
And you know this because?
sassypenguinxox 15
Could be word of mouth, could be something the son himself could've brought up.
Texaporte 3
How old is this guy? Cause seriously, if he's over 18 you should just kick him out. Make him get a job and start supporting himself and he won't have time to ********** to little pink ponies anymore.
bigguy388 1
He's probably 13, pedophile.