Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
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Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, my mom proved to me that there was favoritism between me and my siblings. My mom made me use my money to buy everyone dinner, but when my brother wanted to buy himself food, my mom asked him if he was gonna buy me and our sister some too, he said, "No, I don’t want to" and she said, "That’s fine." FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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BelaLugosisdead 0
That's ****** up. Not gonna lie.
RJB 0
How about you just start failing school and say I wanted my brother to get the good grades.
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Comments (79)
zipit66 0
Yeah, right.
Trevv 0
Wow your parents suck ass. I really hope you do well in life so they get it shoved up their asses...
cypherzzz 0
flunk school and say you did it to make your brotherclook better:)
ryguy1997 0
I hate it when parents have favorites. (luckily mine don't)
zachherbert 10
Today, my peice of shit second born son got an award instead of my other, first born son who's athletic and good looking. FML
katie345 1
At #68 so you like your first son more than your second son....?
ChronicFAIL 0
Kill your brother so they'll be satisfied with you :)
jazziue 0
when ur older and rich and they need finical help or need money to be placed in a nursing home drop them on their asses
spenceroone3 0
your pic scared me
ironwords 8
63 and your pic isn't???
ACanadaGuy 0
I just see in the top left of your pic "large dick"
kristenanne_iri 19
#65 well his is just of someone's back
RJB 0
How about you just start failing school and say I wanted my brother to get the good grades.
domolovesyoshi 33
oh yeah Op should totally ruin all chances of ever getting away from them
BelaLugosisdead 0
That's ****** up. Not gonna lie.
wyld3fyr3 3
that sucks, awesome username belalugosisdead
allmidnighteyes 11
BAUHAUS!!!
Mirandals 0
Lol you cant choose your family..only your friends.
Playdate 0
and that's when the fight started . . .
zeroprojekt 0
****** up for sure. **** your parents. Tell 'em "How about you go cry to my brother since he apparently didn't work hard enough and play favorites on your own time."
MaramaBreaksFace 0
There needs to be a category, "Parents".
phiniusmaster 0
Yes! xD
GR3453m0nk3y 4
hahaha same thing happened to me i won some math game thing at school at won some money and my parents got mad at me for not letting my sister win because she needed the money for some game
twintroubles693 8
tht kinda sucks. same thing happened to me last year! ive got a twin sister you see, and i won this award for best mark in one of my classes... the first thing my parents said afterwards "Are you sure they didn't make a mistake and mix you two up?"
Cathica 8
Post it.
twintroubles693 8
i did try to post it but it was rejected:P
flic_fml 0
That's rubbish. All kids in New South Wales are on school holiday right now. How do I know? I'm one of them.
Sirducki 0
you know it takes quite some time from aplying with one of these to it getting posted
littlexlion 4
I would also like to add, just because the post says "today," it doesn't mean that it actually happened today. For all we know it could have happened last week, last year, years ago, or never at all.
xxCFHxx 0
Dude, schools have award nights and shit on days school's not in session. Last year we had 'Athletics Award Night' on the Wednesday after we got out of school. I live in the US, so I might be talking out of my ass, but I'm assuming it's not just a US thing, maybe.