Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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Comments (171)
miss_amazing86 10
"feel the burn" just got serious...but really; that sucks :(
pedobearsteve 0
pics or it didnt happen
sarii 7
HAHAHAHAHAHA I've done the same thing after handling peppers! And also with contacts...... Not sure about vapor rub.. but it I'm sure it burns like a bitch! FYL OP
sarii 7
HAHAHAHAHAHA I've done the same thing after handling peppers! And also with contacts...... Not sure about vapor rub.. but it I'm sure it burns like a bitch! FYL OP
bellygirl2000 0
That makes me think but I don't want to know!!!
blaine55 0
Ouch
lolz0701 4
Ohhh. A cold, your period, and vapo rub up there? FYL!
PrincessSammie_fml 0
Ouch!
Attica 20
OHHHH! Ouch!
tjscott86 0
****** #burn