Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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Comments (171)
eboonnyy 0
Ouchhhhhhhh I'm so sorry
MyWorldAway 0
Ever heard the ben-gay jokes for guys? Well now u heard it for Women
summertimexo 3
Ewww why were you giving your tampon a handjob anyway!?
what_ever2007 11
160, I'm sure she wasn't. It's normal for hands to touch genitals when inserting a tampon. Doesn't take much of a touch to feel the effects of something like Vick's
Honeydall 3
wow, i must admit that i have did the same thing recently! not a good feeling at all!
hurleycat 6
Shouldn't you always wash your hands before putting in a tampon? Just a thought.
what_ever2007 11
re #165 -- I found it. Just use the search function and type "is it in" and it should come up. I tried to comment and link ya to it multiple times, but it won't let me comment again in a reply.
nesteremily 31
ouch...and that really sucks enough that you have a cold while your on your period :P
afwritoes 14
Ouch.
Metallica36176 16
Holy crap....ouch.
maticha_fml 3
You should wash your hands all the time before changing a tampon!!!