Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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Comments (171)
ZeusWarrior 8
The cooling effect
krissynicoleEMT 2
Lmao I accidentally did that before I feel your pain
warfart 5
At least you know it won't be stuffy :D
MzVentura 9
What a retard!!!!
lovelyspyder 7
Holy owch!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least you didn't try masturbating.
kumar1995 4
something is going to burn lol
grace12898 0
Someone's hot and bothered!
rcgirl2 11
So you're basically saying that you don't wash your hands after messing with your bloody ******?
what_ever2007 11
No, she didn't wash her hands after using Vicks or before inserting a tampon. I suppose one could infer that if she doesn't wash her hands before, she might not wash her hands after, but it seems plenty of women who don't wash their hands before using tampon, at least they do afterward. Those who don't at all....*shivers* gross thought.
melrose90210 10
I can't say I can imagine how this feels, cause I've never done anything like that... Your life suckssss