Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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DusktheKat 12
Cold, period, and ****** burns? Dang girl, you got it bad.
luvpuppy 13
Why don't you normally wash your hands before changing your tampon?!?!?!
magickiss87 22
Omg! Bet you'll never forget to wash your hands after applying Vicks vapor rub or icy hot again! Just a tip: Try the hands free icy hot stick with sponge applicator and when applying Vicks, try using either rubber gloves or a few sheets of paper towels folded up so that none of it gets on your hands. If neither of those are options, get someone else to apply it for you!