Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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Comments (171)
KM96 24
Ouch! I cannot imagine that pain! Hope you feel better soon OP.
kifaru 6
Have you tried cutting up hot chillies before changing your tampon?
bulldoghitman97 4
Now thats something I wouldn't mind rubbing all in my ex girlfriend, maybe some bengay as well!
mariah_victoria 0
LOL OMG
tony1891 22
feel the way it burns
patrickalamo 48
Fire crouch (whole new meaning)
Sw33ttp13 1
*crotch
HerrBawl 4
It's also not good as lube for anal.
Spazz420 7
Same goes for A5-35!!
KILLERTOAST13 4
Sucks for you
nellienufflenew 5
Once I was refilling a pepper shaker and didn't wash my hands before changing mine, I feel your pain!!
indiansfreakx41 4
Cute dog! :)
nellienufflenew 5
Thank you!! She is a French bulldog crosse with a Boston terrier
Justy101 23
If you were changing your tampon you should have washed your hands even if you hadn't used Vicks vapor rub. What ever happened to hygiene...
SuckMyJunk 6
Thank god!! I was reading the comments hoping someone would point this out!
poorjudgement 26
Me too.
poorjudgement 26
Me too.