Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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Top comments
ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
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Comments (171)
XxHoPPoxX 8
I guess you were just to " carefree"
Kajol123 5
To all those who don't get it, Carefree is a "feminine hygiene company" but I thought they only made pads?
what_ever2007 11
Carefree is a brand of pantiliners -- they are made by the same company as Stayfree pads and o.b. tampons.
AlexM42 5
*too
1crabbygirl 10
Same goes for sig. other eating hot chicken wings then having dessert at the Y. Or chopping fresh peppers and then wiping.
MrFuzzles 5
Bengay will take the burning sensation right out.
Sw33ttp13 1
That's horrible man lol
what_ever2007 11
From a woman who has done that after rubbing Bengay on her husband's back..... I still have to laugh at your joke! :P But dang....don't do it for real!!
MrFuzzles 5
See? Ease up people, obviously I'm joking! Let's all rub each other with Bengay and have a jolly ol time!
what_ever2007 11
Sounds fun!! :P lol
badmittonbeast22 4
I can only imagine the pain you must have gone through. Sorry, OP.
Thisismypchere 8
Oh man. When someone writes a short first comment people get mad that they waste the first comment, but when someone writes "first" you say that first comment isn't anything special?
ALpein 0
Wow. You just wasted the 21st comment. But don't worry, it isn't anythinf special.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Oooooh that doesn't sound good at all!!!
UnionsSuck 5
Ewwwww gross haha
Shenannigoats 16
...what are you, 5?
stewy133 10
I'm not a girl but I'm sure that sucks!
Calyx_fml 22
You're not?
Bloodlvst 11
So *that* is the true meaning of the term "firecrotch"!
AgaveLoco 5
Great ! Your ****** will breathe better! :-)