Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ILoveFluttershy 3
I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.
yoursucklives 36
i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (171)
perdix 31
What? You don't like that sensation? I guess I shouldn't use Ben-Gay as lube anymore.
zandalee 20
Damn it yes! And stop brushing your bloody teeth while I am changing my tampon for the love of God...
perdix 31
Is that you talking, or the sleep deprecation? ;)
Sw33ttp13 1
Wrong fml zandalee
what_ever2007 11
lol zandalee!! I'm following that fml too!! :P Nice comment! Love it!
Sw33ttp13 1
Does anyone know what happend to the 'is it in yet' fml???
what_ever2007 11
I remember seeing that one, but I haven't looked for it since I first saw it. I'll check...
xStaciexLynnx 15
I get how this could suck but at the same time I'm confused. When I change my tampon my hands are not all over down there. You really shouldn't have to touch more than the tampon and if you're going to, you should wash your hands before EVERY time.
DjeePee 25
It's hard to not touch the inside of your ****** when you insert a normal tampon (not those Tampax kind with that pink push-thingie)... Anyway, on the label clearly stands 'always wash your hands before and after'. Not I do that (the before part), but now you know.
mypanda_fml 0
Like in the commercials : " that's tingly sensation l"
ChickInGreenVans 12
Gadaam!! And how does that make you feel??
DiceLover 7
Oof... Periode AND a cold? Plus this... Sorry, OP. :(
Enforcer 7
No Kidding! That's why it says that right on the jar! same thing with liquid ice
ChickInGreenVans 12
you took the words right out of my mouth..
mariah_victoria 0
Lol liquid juice.
darkangel752 2
That is wrong on so many levels! And why would you not wash your hands after applying Vicks?
Sw33ttp13 1
Why wouldn't you wash your hands first???
alletsecarg 4
You're supposed to wash your hands before changing a tampon anyways, silly OP!
velvetwings 8
Damn..I think every woman's done something like that at some point. Just be glad it wasn't hot pepper. *shudders*