Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.
amatayo 0
so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad
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Comments (186)
frozenicecream 0
wowww
MetalCraze 11
wow scary reaction there you seem really selfish your dad is a adult and can date whoever he likes and if you punch her I hope you go to jail
anonimause 0
It's a punch in the gut, but you will get over it eventually - just like a breakup or a death. Is it possible that she meant the don't be afraid to call me mom as a joke, poking fun at the ridiculousness of the situation? BTW, ten years ago, my sister married a man who had a daughter who was a year older than she was. The daughter was passive aggressive for years, even though they were both a lot older than you, but now they get along fine.
irishdancer 0
That's disgusting. My cousin, who is 54, i think, her husband is 60. He ws cheating on her with a 32 year old girl... 32 is young enough to be his own daughter! THAT IS GROSS
Darkon 0
The old enough to be your daughter argument is kind of retarded. So your saying that a 50 year old can't date someone that is in their early thirties just because they could have a child around that age? They are both adults and they know what they are getting into, it's not like she is in her early teens or something.
ihatestupidppl 0
I'm sorry but their is a huge difference between "dating someone your daughter's age" when your daughter is in her 30s and when your daughter is in her 20s (as the OP seems to be). People in their 20s and people in their 30s are at way different maturity levels. Then again, I'm assuming a 40 year old isn't dating someone half his age for maturity's sake...
Darkon 0
@84 was replying to 45. It may be one of your personal beliefs that there is a problem with it but there really isn't. If I were to find out that one of my parents were going out with someone my age it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
irishdancer 0
Okay, so ALL of you are telling me some shit that you would be FINE with your 60 year old father dating your best friend. Okay... I TOTALLY believe that!
staciieee_x3 0
omfg. that sucks massive dude! i feel so sorry for you. your dad needs a reality check or something, thats mega ******.
F_Y_Comments 0
That would be like saying dating someone your sister's age is the equivalent of incest you douche #32
ShinyShine 0
You should have punched her in the face & replied with "Bitch i got a mom & your not even close to being as pretty as her, You nasty sluty *****!"
Hurricanevenom 0
Lol I wonder what /her/ dad thinks. I can just imagine you going "Hey moooooom, can I get 50 $?" Milk her for all she's worth, after all, she wants to be your "mom" ; ) Since she is so young I am guessing she is there for money and sex, he wants sex and she wants money. But if it really bothers you, tell your dad, if he cares about you he will most likely listen to what you have to say and re-think the situation. But yeah, FML xD
Exchange 0
Haha. that sucks. id punched her in the face.
emikinz 0
#4 is right. I'd live with my mum, Or i'd run away in protest. That is sooooooo gross&creepy. He mustve been eyeing this friend for a long time- and that brings out pediphile accusations (which probably are true) FYL.