Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.
amatayo 0
so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad
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Comments (186)
crazy_cat_lady24 0
From the amount of the word 'dude' being used I'd guess this person was stoned while typing this.
pingpongdj 0
punch and vomit on both of them. your dad is just gross! and that woman, telling you to call her 'mom'... jeez, does she have a sense of shame?
thenextbigthing 0
That is awful....I feel so bad for you. Honestly.
mastory96 0
okay, all the assholes who voted "you deserved it" should go to hell. how could she possibly deserve THAT? some of you are so heartless.
csd_fml 5
Wow, definitely FYL. I'm all for age-difference relationships normally but when there's a kid involved that kind of stuff can really screw them up. I mean, it's nearly impossible to have a girl a year older than you as a mother figure... but then, if it was legal for him to marry her that means you're probably old enough to deal with her age. I'd say it's worse that she seems to be a bitch though.
hellobananas 0
That's kinda... I'm not gonna lie, that sucks. Yes, your dad DOES have his own life and can marry, date, and do anyone he chooses. But I will admit that marrying someone in the same age group as your children is messed up. And if they're in the same age range, and I'm going to assume you're in the 17-20 range, is even more messed up. And since the girl actually made a comment like that, she doesn't seem to be all up there, if in fact it wasn't a joke. So, I hope your dad breaks it off, or the marriage lasts as long as possible for whatever short while it'll be as the girl wants to go off on other guys, and your dad realizes that it's probably not too much of a good idea.
sikanderimran 0
Hey, can't blame him. If he's getting some hot young booty at this age, his life rocks.
jncwmnd 0
Thats so gross, I'd be pissed and feel the same way. My ex bf's uncle who is in his 40's is dating someone who just turned 18, it is sooo ******* creepy seeing pics of them together online X_X I can only imagine how his daughters feel. And ew #62, that doesn't mean he should marry her! I doubt it would last anyways, shes probably with him for money, and if not then she's gonna end up cheating on him with some hot guy around her age.
Bex_dazzled 0
ur dad is a peado
kdaddy 0
why cant he be with a younger woman? **** you people
Darkon 0
It's because of the retarded puritan values most people in the U.S. are brainwashed with.
ihatestupidppl 0
Its not so much the "younger woman" thing. If he's 40 and dating, say, a 30 year old, then whatever. But to date someone around his DAUGHTER'S age? I'm 20 years old, and my dad still calls me his "baby". So for a man to date someone the same age as someone he considers his "baby" is just...strange. Plus I don't think the age difference would have pissed the OP off so much if it wasn't for the girl wanting to be called "mom".
irishdancer 0
Ok, so your telling me that you would be okay if your dad married your best friend? You wouldn't find that awkward in the slightest bit?