Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.
amatayo 0
so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad
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Comments (186)
STN_fml 0
whats wrong with it dude, your dad deserve some fun too ey....I mean come on, he cant pamper you his whole life and avoid sex. Get a life dude, you're just jealous of your dad, im sorry. Get over the jealousy feeling dude, get a life and girl too yourself....YDI
seleneatar 0
lol, did you even read? the OP is a woman. She's not jealous, she just got a girl who's around the same age as her telling her to call her mom. That's not jealousy, that's ****** up.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
From the amount of the word 'dude' being used I'd guess this person was stoned while typing this.
darkmis1 18
Actually the OPs dad can't have sex with her-if you have sex with anybody more than 5 years older than you, it's rape-no matter what age you are and whether or not you consent......and the OP is a girl!
Darkon 0
@66 Would like to know where you get your info from? In the United States depending on state age of consent is 16-18 once that age is achieved you are an adult in the eyes of the laws as far as sex goes and can consent to sex with anyone of any age over the age of consent in that state.
arienh4 0
So, 66, I know quite some parents with age differences like 39 and 45. Are they illegal?
Phoenix_GAD 0
#66: my parents are 10 years apart. so i guess my dad rapes her? my friends parents are like 15 years apart. same goes with them then?
loveeisnott 0
66, that's bullshit, once you're an adult, and your partner is too, it doesn't ******* matter what age difference there is
STN_fml 0
#23 sorry i didnt looked at the OP name or gender, but it doesn't matter if she's a girl. Her dad got a life too and he can live it the WAY he want. I really thought US was different than Asia where society acts as a bitch and you cant do anything you WANT, but heh looking at the number of "Oh your dad is so bad coz he married at age 40" comments, just proves all talk about freedom of speech/action in USA is just crap.
pinkalicious224 7
#205 It's perverted that he is with someone who is just barely older then his own daughter. Imagine being encouraged to call someone a year older then you mom or dad.
Tubasaurus 0
Ok it's weird enough having a step mom that is your age but the bitch thinks it's ok to say that to you? FYL
crashtest1205 0
#10/11 it's not even that it wrong for the dad to be dating someone so young it's the fact that she said don't be afraid to call me mom.... I would probably go apeshit of I had a so called "mom" a year and a half older than me
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I was referring to the majority of the comments, not the intention of the fml
blue_biird 0
omg thats ... kinda scary o.o
xChrista1xx 0
punch her...WHILE vomiting in her face.
glykoula09 0
this screams threesome.
metheonlyb 17
Did you read properly?? The OP is a girl. Are you suggesting incest? She can't have threesome with her father for god sake!
superskin21 0
eeeewwwwwww she is his daughter
qpdoll 19
I incest you stop
catlady4eva 9
Not that I agree with the incest part but I don't see how OP being a girl affects her ability to have a threesome?
wobster109 1
If you all stopped to think before advocating violence upon a young woman, you might realize that she was only trying to be friendly to her to-be stepchild. Honestly, don't repay this woman's best intentions with violence. At least she's mature enough to try to start things off with you in a friendly, non-hostile way.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I think the point is that it's rather audacious to expect someone of a similar age to call you a term usually reserved for a respected older figure
Victoria_fml 0
I agree I think she was just trying to be friendly. But it's also true than thinking she could be called mom, is stupid.
t_tru 0
Think of someone you know who is only a year older than you and whether you think it would be appropriate for her, no matter her relationship with your father, to ask you to call her mom. I would have laughed in her face.
kewlcat 0
Oh, I remember a few years back, my cousin had a new girlfriend, and she said to me "Just call me auntie" SHE WAS MY COUSINS GF?! NOT my uncles wife! I told her to **** off.
kiki009_fml 0
PUNCH HER! lol you can vomit later at the wedding as their saying their vows ahaha
gorguz14evar 0
Haha mental images
aback 5
Vomiting would have been more eloquent.
C_rock757 0
hey this might sound personal but is that girls name stacy by some chance because if it is i know her. do you live in hawaii? because she left me and my story sounds just like this. and im sorry to say. FYL and FML