Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
smallsmerry 0
hey your ex gives some good head! don't be hatin just cuz I get it and you don't little bro
arngmudpuppy13 0
You could totally hit that though! And you can call her mommy, hahaha.
wan2knowu 3
nice pic
StarrieEyes 0
I think its time to call in and tell your story to Jerry Springer!!!!
MeredithPompeo 0
that sucks balls op:(
Shinygirlnz 1
'Little Bro'? Moron. It would have to be 'son'.
steelerschika 1
ew?
Licklelaw 1
That's f***in NAASTYY!
Efilyn 0
That is weird on so many levels. You might want to let your father know that you're not comfortable with her as your step mother. Unless you are, in which case why did you post it? ^^
quickdraw973 0
I hoped you never slept with her!
zodak 0
you and ur dad should tag-team her XD