Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
poip89 0
wtff!!!
docscientist 10
Oak Trees make the best family trees.
flashback.miss 28
Lol a real "plow" huh? Evil dead reference x3 lol but kidding aside daang fyl op
BWill9014 4
just get her to cheat on your dad with you... then **** on her face... that will show him...
carpediemryders 0
Damn it OP! that truly sucks, but look on the bright side OP you already been there and done that. Furthermore it might increase your father son relationship, in the fact that he might turn to you for advise every now and again!
Aniblecoby 0
ewwwwewwweww!
munchkinlalala 4
wow
jose1760 1
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have some...
ydi_4_suking 20
Yea your dad is kinda weird to get with your ex
Acid80 3
So, at least you can say, you ****** your stepmother. Always look at the bright side of life.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Trash.