Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
SpazzyJazzy325 0
aha! karma strikes again!!!
neongurl98 10
I'm sorry
SleepOnStones 5
That is sooooooooooo screwed up! lmao XD
holyfluxbane 2
ur dads a douch and your a moutherfucker.
ashhxoxo 14
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
LegitMaddie 0
What does OP mean??
wan2knowu 3
original poster. btw, ur cute.
graceh316 10
that rrly sucks....and wrong! y would ur dad do that to u if shes ur X!
LaughingHobbit 4
Tough shit
skyboy_fml 2
Hopefully, you can honestly say you ****** your mom.
devonisthebest 7
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