Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
dacho 7
Win.
stronghand0331 17
Sharing is caring... Especially between family members.
rasellersjr 0
Like mom always said, Incest is best... D= Mom never said that, I think I just threw up in the back of my throat a little.
stronghand0331 17
Ummm Yeahhh. I really hope your mother never said that to you...or did that to you...
Petawhitney 2
That's just excellent... Just excellent!
shootingstar13 0
daaats suucks... yooour dadz an ass...
badluckalex 23
I dont get why ppl are downvoting this
JpasDa1 2
family dinners are gonna be so awkward when she tries to play footsie with your dad and accidentally starts rubbing your balls with her foot. Well OP, all I can say is that it's not rape if you and your stepmom had a previous sexual relationship.
darkblitz_fml 0
yes it is.
hnz 13
if cougar is use for woman, then what about men?
Sencilia 14
I think I read that older men who are still attractive were called "Silver Foxes".
emmi23 0
it is suger daddy
TheDrifter 24
Odb? It depends on what he looks like.
jjnadeau 0
I think its called a "Manther"
cagj 0
tiger
Tristyxxx 24
Pedophile
ocampnell 0
Too close for comfort :(
amoyer0418 1
keep it in the fam!!
Rae95 0
3some
spady62287 0
WIN
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
agreed ^^
Alleged_Cranium 7
hey, dude, your step-mom's kinda hot