Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Comments (202)
aback 5
Tell your dad all the things she likes and mock her "O" face.
really231001 0
agreed!
really231001 0
agreed!
really231001 0
agreed!
BuddyChristSays 0
agreed!
AAShah 0
NASTY
Marjojo_fml 0
Weird... Recently we seen this FML on the french website version.
romano07 0
damn didi lol Do seriously read EVERY comment? =o
cowsgomooatyou 8
Threesome? Get in there son.
gtrgdss 0
move to Utah, raise some chickens. I'm kidding. so sorry for you!!
melibear89 7
your life truly sucks. srry op
tragickingdom 0
this definitely sounds like a plot to a great porno. are you a cougar chaser, or is your dad a pedo?
wwerulez14 6
You mean it can't be both?
boobahs 0
the pimp hand is strong in your father...
Lisa_Gaskarth_fml 2
Maybe your father is more hot than you...
zemo999 0
Tell Dad she's a screamer...