Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML
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Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I farted in bed like my parents do. It sounded like an unexpected trumpet. Luckily no one was nearby. I usually don't fart. It took me by surprise. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
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Top comments
superwolf33 15
That some talent
PrincessCastiel 27
He sounds like a great musician. Such potential. Much wow
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Comments (42)
superwolf33 15
That some talent
Jreslier 15
Yeah
StantheMan93 12
#19 That comment was pointless.
andyeatsworld 10
SOMEONE GET THAT KID A RECORD DEAL!
BigLatchZatch 14
We will make a musician out of you yet, kid!
ethanperches 7
So was that 21 and to make use of this comment. two bits
kingkyled 8
Mozart wrote poems about farts. Just saying.
PrincessCastiel 27
He sounds like a great musician. Such potential. Much wow
cjwayy 22
Very musician. Much talent. Such talent. wow
kinky44 28
Much talent, Such talent? Doge is ashamed.
cjwayy 22
Yeah I didn't read over my comment before I posted it lol
cakefete2 31
He needs to leave the strings behind and move on to the wind instruments.
EverestMelting 23
Maybe he'll play the violin to the tempo/metronome of his farts.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
Only prodigies fart greatness
dabears1011234 27
Sign him up
GoldFishPony 21
His body breathes music
ColonelCusswords 24
dont try to censor his art. Artists deserve to be heard
ImTheAlpha 30
*fart *Fartists
moldypickles 29
And/or smelt? I kid, I kid.
captainsmegma 12
There's s future as a one man orchestra.
WCARlover 35
Sounds like he should be playing a wind instrument instead