Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Lagos, Nigeria
Backfire
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
squeltorey
Whittier, United States
Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
fuck you, dad
Bellflower, United States
Gotcha good
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
rowie1311
United Kingdom
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
not gay in AL
United States
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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chili10 18
What a sweet father/son relationship.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.
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Comments (115)
Avalanches 9
Tell him not to break his hip!
chili10 18
That's what I always tell my dad, op's dad is probably just going through a mid life crisis and is feeling vulnerable. =
poopmonster05 3
Got milk?
Nyx3ni6m4 5
Not anymore I guess...
XmyviolentheartX 13
Got a better pun?
upyourzlolz 11
What udder nonsense. Of course not.
xiaoxaio 5
yup all over his head
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
no
zmtt 3
Lol ur gay
aimeesea75 16
Some men are sensitive like that. Just make sure you don't call him fat. ._.
honeybuncher 3
maybe back in his day, that was the way they did it.
zanguard 0
That was dairy rude of him. Hehehe... ok I'll leave now.
ThecomingofTan 9
That's what you get, Kyle. Don't make fun of Walter's age again or you're gonna get it.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Haha your dad's awesome!
ICATiger 13
You had it coming.
upyourzlolz 11
Coming... Milk... Cum... Hmm. I'm trying to find a way to improve this comment ten-fold.
GoW_Chick 15
You utterly deserved it.
1JDub 6
Milk.....it does a smartass son good....FYL
Stahrgeyzer 8
I don see how this is a FML. Milk baths nurture your skin; gets rid of dead skin, black heads, and makes your skin a lot smoother. If anything you should be thanking him.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm I'll have to try taking a milk bath sometime lol,