Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
At least they will get on well. What if they hated each other? There can always be a worse situation. (Apart from the guy who was allergic to bacon. That is the worst.)
dude1122332 9
All I saw was the word bacon.
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Comments (125)
JOEGERNAUTT 1
Wonder if she's given him a lap dance?
scottsteiner 1
no i won't shut up and sue you for violation of first amendment
thugnashty 0
3 sum?
blacky_2222 3
Hehe euphemism :)
lumberjack610 1
I love the "exotic dancer" twist on it. Either way, your sister is a stripper.
erikshiz 5
that awkward moment when you start remembering all the dumb things you yelled out at the strip club
noisebox 1
Wow can I meet you and your sister?
marythomas123 1
i think the real problem is that your sister is an exotic dancer.
I_am_original 1
*Stripper. There, fixed your typo, accidentally called her an exotic dancer instead of what she actually is