Today, I was diagnosed with female arousal disorder, due to a disability of mine causing low testosterone levels. I've never been able to achieve an orgasm due to this. My doctor said I should just deal with it, because the remedy would make me masculine and I'm a "beautiful woman." I don't even care anymore, just let me come. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, i discovered I can only get an erection in the presence of a real woman. My days of busting nuts alone are over. Except I don't have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I'm horny all the time, but my endurance in the sack is horrible. Why me? FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML
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Anderling 33
Sounds like it’s time to report this sexist jerk to the medical board for withholding medical treatment because of personal bias and find a new doctor.
IHaveThePower 18
Ask for a patient advocate and explain what they said, and that you want treatment. They'll help.
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cYnCity 4
Girl…buy you a vibrator so you can find your spot. I never had an ****** until I met my husband. I thought something was wrong with me for so many years, but nope.
Drakrtar 3
If it took you that long to explain to a partner about your own pleasure that's on you. Same with the OP if you cannot express or won't express your pleasures to your partner YOU are the problem. Men aren't mind readers.
pieter82 17
You might want to read that message again, but slowly.
Anderling 33
Sounds like it’s time to report this sexist jerk to the medical board for withholding medical treatment because of personal bias and find a new doctor.
IHaveThePower 18
Ask for a patient advocate and explain what they said, and that you want treatment. They'll help.
diraven 15
A little extra facial hair is easy to deal with
Devin Melnyk 3
Prob just need to find the right guy... not this guy but prob some giant ducked guy lol
Schm17ty 1
Leave it to a man to put the need please men with your looks above the need for you to feel actual pleasure. Also, to whoever said she just need to “find the right guy”, and “probably one with a giant…” no, just no. You seem very unfamiliar with how female orgasms actually work.