Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Tough love bitch!
mpj13 8
She loves you!
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kpopfanatic93 6
Something similar to that happened to me. I went to kiss my dog and he bit me. I ended up getting stitches in my lip.
tfarris65 0
Funny how people jump to conclustions when they dont know everything ... How long has she had the dog, where or what situation it came from and so on. As for those who think its weird she kisses her dog clearly you do not love your dog enough.
HannahWho 8
Depends on the dog though. I know my dogs limits. When she acts X way I know not to do X action. Some dogs don't want your affection and you should respect that. Depending on how long she had the dog or how quickly she got in its face, as well as the breed, it might have seen it as an attack since the side of the head is towards the neck. And when you aim for a dogs neck they tend to think they are being attacked.
tfarris65 0
I understand about the side of the face being close to the neck. I agree with you on that. I honestly can say i would lean more towards ppl in general treating dogs poorly vs it actually being the breed. Every pit i have ever known has never once turned out mean. You love them and give them attention and care for them like you would a child, they'll love you forever. You don't give enough attention, beat them, abuse them, etc they will turn on you and at that point i don't blame them.
Seriphe 16
118 My first thought was "I wonder if it's a Chow." They have issues with people getting in their faces. My husband visited a friend one day, dog sniffed him and was fine after. Husband goes outside the fence and leans down to eye level with the dog, who tries to rip through the fence. Point made.
tklone329 0
Dogs only fight back when theyve undergone trauma or abuse so thats a pretty smart dog . The bullrider can hit the bull but when it strikes back they kill it.aint that ****** up
tklone329 0
Areng u bored buddy :]
sqeakyclean 7
What?!?! Boy go put some clothes on.
husky22 0
Sounds like a bit of a one sided love youve got going on there
dalilpanther 5
Have you considered buying a fish...
insanez58 11
that happened with me and my dog once, he ran outside afterwards
DocAwesome 1
One sided love!
LuckyTroll 6
She's showing how much she loves you
Rainbow_dumpster 28
This is both an FYL and YDI FYL for trying to express you love to your dog. Your dog knows that you love her very much and she understands. YDI for trying to kiss her. You have NO IDEA that a dog has tons of Bacteria Like we do in our mouths. Like DocBastard Said, dogs lick in places where the sun don't shine and you don't like kissing something that is unsanitary, don't you? X-& Just Pet her and/or scratch behind her ears next time. :)
tfarris65 0
A dog's mouth is actually cleaner than ours. Or so i have been told.
sweetzombie88 0
Actually dogs are supposed to have the cleanest mouths. They also have stuff in there saliva that will speed up healing with wounds. A doctor said this.
cmyk 19
Depends on how quick after they lick their bum before they lick your face. Lol. But they are supposed to have cleaner mouths. Wouldnt let a dog lick my face anyways tho. Still not sanitary. And you smell afterwards