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Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tough love bitch!

mpj13 8

She loves you!

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fadingaway 17

What's with all these nonsense comments saying dogs are gross and not to kiss them? I have four dogs, all of which are like my children, and all of which get and give me kisses all the time. They're a lot cleaner and a lot more important than some humans I know. That being said, since it's your own dog, you should know better, OP. Unless they love cuddles and kisses like mine do, sticking your face in theirs is a good reason for them to defend themselves and attack.

skyeyez9 25

I never heard of a human getting deathly ill (or even slightly) after they gave their dog a hug or kiss. Actually, I hear it is very common to get sick if you kiss a pet reptile, not a dog.

skyeyez9 25

Dogs usually give signals they are about to bite. Didn't you notice the look on the dog's face? They usually give you an intense eye to eye contact stare, or glare at you from the side if you are kissing her on her cheek. Plus their ears and stance changes.

stewy78 2

It's called a tooth brush.

hateevryone 15

And you're surprised by this? Some dogs don't like to be hugged & kissed.........but i hope your face is ok.

bobbos100 2

Did u gargle with mouthwash first?

soulmancam 6

Lesson learned: Don't show affection for your dog.

ashyash90 8

Among dogs (or at least wolves) it is often a sign of submission to nip or lick at the side of the face near the mouth. Maybe your dog just thought you were submitting and decided to assert its dominance

mfayem 15

Between two dogs it's a sign of aggression to hover over or get directly in the others face. They don't understand human concepts such as hugs. YDI for not knowing more about your own pet.

BloodFaerie 21

YDI because most people know not to get up in a dog's face - even your own. That is how my own sister got the scar on her lip...

cajekraze 7

That is your fault. Your dog should respect you, but you failed to take a master role over your dog. Do everyone a favor, euthanize yourself